112

The second mouse gets the cheese.

111

Nodding is always a great answer.

110

IN THE END, WE ARE ALL CATHOLICKED.

109

HOLIDAYS ARE GAY.

108

OBAMA PLAYS GOLF WITH JESUS ON SUNDAYS.

107

ELEVATORS ARE FUN.

106

AMUSEMENT PARKS AREN'T AMUSING, THEY'RE CREEPY.

105

BOREDOM IS THE FUTURE.

104

CATS ARE OVERRATED.

103

BALLOON ANIMALS ARE A UNDERESTIMATED ART FORM.

102

CREEPY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH.

101

LOVE USUALLY FIRES BACK.

100

OPEN SPACES ARE INTIMATE.

99

ZEBRAS ARE FUCKED UP HORSES.

98

SET YOUR CONTRADICTORS ON FIRE.

97

FAKE WATCHES ARE GOOD VALENTINE GIFTS.

96

YORKSHIRES ARE NEUROTIC.

95

NORTH COREA IS SEXY.

94

BOOKS ARE OVERRATED.

93

ASSHOLES LIVE LONGER.

92

HEAVY MACHINERY IS PHOTOGENIC.

91

DEMOCRACY IS SO 2000.

90

PLASTIC SPIDERS ARE GOOD ICE BREAKERS.

89

THINKING BECAME USELESS A LONG TIME AGO.

88

WATCHING SPORTS WITHOUT BEER CAN'T BE TOLERATED.

87

NO PEACE WITHOUT WAR.

86

HATE HAS LOVE POTENTIAL.

85

KIDS CAN BE PRETTY RETARDED.

84

GOOD JOKES ARE MADE WITH MIDGETS AND LEATHER BOOTS.

83

MAKE MONEY, NOT WAR.

82

AUTHOR YOUR OWN DISASTER.

81

MAO IS INNOCENT.

80

A CAT'S PUR IS ALWAYS IRONIC.

79

NERDS ARE DEAD SOCIALITES.

78

A BURGER KING DRIVE IN JUST OPENED IN PARADISE.

77

THE ROAD TO GLORY IS FULL OF HOOKERS.

76

NEVER SNEAZE WHEN ASKED TO LEAVE.

75

AIM LOW.

74

DON'T LISTEN TO ALIEN ORDERS.

73

TO MAKE FIRE, TAKE LEATHER PANTS AND AN OLD TREE.

72

A RUBBER ONLY ERASES PAST MISTAKES.

71

SCHOOL IS OVERRATED.

70

STALKING IS CLASSY.

69

LIP STICK FOR THE NERVES.

68

THE SOUND OF A BURNING WIG IS SOOTHING.

67

HEDGE FUNDS ARE GREAT.

66

MOONWALKING WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE.

65

ELEPHANTS FOR THE BORED.

64

GOLD IS COLD.

63

POLAR BEARS ARE WHITE FAILURES.

62

LEATHER PANTS FOR THE HOMELESS.

61

SLEEP IS BORINGLY POPULAR.

60

COLOURS ARE TASTELESS.

59

SWINE FLU IS FASHIONABLE.

58

ILLITERATE PEOPLE DON'T GET ALPHABET SOUP.

57

FRUSTRATION FOR THE NEEDY.

56

A LASSO WILL GET YOU THROUGH LIFE.

55

THE ONLY RULE IS CONSENT.

54

ASHTRAYS ARE INTRIGUING.

53

DIAMONDS FOR THE POOR.

52

PEACE AND LOVE. AND PEACE. AND LOVE AND PEACE. AND LOVE.

51

FRISBEE IS AWKWARD.

50

CLOUDS SHOULD FUCK OFF.

49

WHEN IN A TRICKY SITUATION, ASK YOURSEF WHAT THE QUEEN WOULD DO.

48

GOOGLE USERS ARE BITCHES.

47

FIND A BIRD AND MAKE HIM FEEL BAD.

46

SHIT AIN'T OVER.

45

I MET THE MEXICAN FLU : A TOTAL BITCH.

44

VACUUM CLEANERS KICK ASS.

43

LEVITATING BOTTLES, WHEN YOU ARE DRINKING, ARE A WARNING.

42

ANGER IS IN STYLE.

41

ABREVIATIONS SHOULD BE USED WITH MODERATION.

40

MEATBALLS LOOK LIKE MURDER.

39

TRAILERS ARE COSY.

38

OPERA IS LOUD, BRITNEY SPEARS TOO.

37

SUCKERPUNCHING YOUR NEIGHBOOR ISN'T RIGHT.

36

RUSSIAN DOGS ARE SWINGERS.

35

PLASTIC HATS ARE OBSCENE.

34

MEN'S NIPPLES ARE USELESS.

33

GERMANY IS SEXY.

32

SNAKES ARE SNEAKY.

31

KIDS TALK TOO MUCH.

30

INSPIRATION COMES WITH BEER.

29

HAPPINESS IS AMATEURISM.

28

IF YOU CAN'T SPELL IT, DON'T EAT IT.

27

IGNORANCE IS POWER.

26

STAMPS SHOULD NOT BE COLLECTED.

25

RED HAIR IS EVIL.

24

DRINKING TAB WATER IS OKAY.

23

CHAIRS LIKE BOOTIES.

22

I MET THE CRISIS : GREAT ASS.

21

NIHILISM IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

20

DON'T WORK. EVER.

19

IMPERFECTION IS FLAWLESS.

18

NOT SHAVING IS POLITICAL. SHAVING ISN'T.

17

MODERN BLACKBOARDS ARE WHITE.

16

FRIDGE LIGHTS ARE ALWAYS ON. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT.

15

MONKEYS ARE COMMUNISTS.

14

WARHOL WOULD LOVE AMERICA'S NEW IDOL.

13

PLAYMOBIL KNIGHTS NEVER HAVE A BAD HAIR DAY.