71

SCHOOL IS OVERRATED.

70

STALKING IS CLASSY.

69

LIP STICK FOR THE NERVES.

68

THE SOUND OF A BURNING WIG IS SOOTHING.

67

HEDGE FUNDS ARE GREAT.

66

MOONWALKING WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE.

65

ELEPHANTS FOR THE BORED.

64

GOLD IS COLD.

63

POLAR BEARS ARE WHITE FAILURES.

62

LEATHER PANTS FOR THE HOMELESS.

61

SLEEP IS BORINGLY POPULAR.

60

COLOURS ARE TASTELESS.

59

SWINE FLU IS FASHIONABLE.

58

ILLITERATE PEOPLE DON'T GET ALPHABET SOUP.

57

FRUSTRATION FOR THE NEEDY.

56

A LASSO WILL GET YOU THROUGH LIFE.

55

THE ONLY RULE IS CONSENT.

54

ASHTRAYS ARE INTRIGUING.

53

DIAMONDS FOR THE POOR.

52

PEACE AND LOVE. AND PEACE. AND LOVE AND PEACE. AND LOVE.

51

FRISBEE IS AWKWARD.

50

CLOUDS SHOULD FUCK OFF.

49

WHEN IN A TRICKY SITUATION, ASK YOURSEF WHAT THE QUEEN WOULD DO.

48

GOOGLE USERS ARE BITCHES.

47

FIND A BIRD AND MAKE HIM FEEL BAD.

46

SHIT AIN'T OVER.

45

I MET THE MEXICAN FLU : A TOTAL BITCH.

44

VACUUM CLEANERS KICK ASS.

43

LEVITATING BOTTLES, WHEN YOU ARE DRINKING, ARE A WARNING.

42

ANGER IS IN STYLE.

41

ABREVIATIONS SHOULD BE USED WITH MODERATION.

40

MEATBALLS LOOK LIKE MURDER.