98

SET YOUR CONTRADICTORS ON FIRE.

97

FAKE WATCHES ARE GOOD VALENTINE GIFTS.

96

YORKSHIRES ARE NEUROTIC.

95

NORTH COREA IS SEXY.

94

BOOKS ARE OVERRATED.

93

ASSHOLES LIVE LONGER.

92

HEAVY MACHINERY IS PHOTOGENIC.

91

DEMOCRACY IS SO 2000.

90

PLASTIC SPIDERS ARE GOOD ICE BREAKERS.

89

THINKING BECAME USELESS A LONG TIME AGO.

88

WATCHING SPORTS WITHOUT BEER CAN'T BE TOLERATED.

87

NO PEACE WITHOUT WAR.

86

HATE HAS LOVE POTENTIAL.

85

KIDS CAN BE PRETTY RETARDED.

84

GOOD JOKES ARE MADE WITH MIDGETS AND LEATHER BOOTS.

83

MAKE MONEY, NOT WAR.

82

AUTHOR YOUR OWN DISASTER.

81

MAO IS INNOCENT.

80

A CAT'S PUR IS ALWAYS IRONIC.

79

NERDS ARE DEAD SOCIALITES.

78

A BURGER KING DRIVE IN JUST OPENED IN PARADISE.

77

THE ROAD TO GLORY IS FULL OF HOOKERS.

76

NEVER SNEAZE WHEN ASKED TO LEAVE.

75

AIM LOW.

74

DON'T LISTEN TO ALIEN ORDERS.

73

TO MAKE FIRE, TAKE LEATHER PANTS AND AN OLD TREE.

72

A RUBBER ONLY ERASES PAST MISTAKES.