10

THE KEY TO HAPPINESS IS MONEY.

9

DICK CHENEY IS GOSSIP GIRL.

8

MONDAYS ARE BAD COMIC REPETITION.

7

IT IS DIFFICULT TO SEE CLEARLY THROUGH LONG HAIR.

6

CHINA INVENTED CHINESE DEMOCRACY.

5

BOOKS ARE FOR PUSSIES.

4

CHINESE WORKERS GET THE JOB DONE.

3

HAMBURGERS ARE NEITHER FAST NOR FOOD.

2

OVENS CAN COOK AND KILL.

1

NOT ALL CHILDREN ARE GOOD-LOOKING.