39

TRAILERS ARE COSY.

38

OPERA IS LOUD, BRITNEY SPEARS TOO.

37

SUCKERPUNCHING YOUR NEIGHBOOR ISN'T RIGHT.

36

RUSSIAN DOGS ARE SWINGERS.

35

PLASTIC HATS ARE OBSCENE.

34

MEN'S NIPPLES ARE USELESS.

33

GERMANY IS SEXY.

32

SNAKES ARE SNEAKY.

31

KIDS TALK TOO MUCH.

30

INSPIRATION COMES WITH BEER.

29

HAPPINESS IS AMATEURISM.

28

IF YOU CAN'T SPELL IT, DON'T EAT IT.

27

IGNORANCE IS POWER.

26

STAMPS SHOULD NOT BE COLLECTED.

25

RED HAIR IS EVIL.

24

DRINKING TAB WATER IS OKAY.

23

CHAIRS LIKE BOOTIES.

22

I MET THE CRISIS : GREAT ASS.

21

NIHILISM IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

20

DON'T WORK. EVER.

19

IMPERFECTION IS FLAWLESS.

18

NOT SHAVING IS POLITICAL. SHAVING ISN'T.

17

MODERN BLACKBOARDS ARE WHITE.

16

FRIDGE LIGHTS ARE ALWAYS ON. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT.

15

MONKEYS ARE COMMUNISTS.

14

WARHOL WOULD LOVE AMERICA'S NEW IDOL.

13

PLAYMOBIL KNIGHTS NEVER HAVE A BAD HAIR DAY.

12

COMPUTERS ARE CONTROLLED BY AN INDIAN GODDESS.

11

ART SHOULD BE MEANINGLESS.